Mine would have to be Tool

tool is a great one.

Wanker.

Okay Eejit then.

How about bullocks.

thats ok - i like numpty and pillock

haha numpty?

no I know what it is just always found it funny.

spanner.

Axe wound
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It's always times like these,
When I think of you And I wonder,
If you ever think of me?

Oxygen thief.
And, he's Bungalow Bill.
Numpty and spanner I use alot, and twonk, but not sure if that counts as a swear word?

Shmuck knuckles is a silly one me and my freind's use.

Twonk is'nt a swear word Alice.

damn chet! lol

my fav swear word is prick!

and i usually say sugar instead of shit if im around family lol

When I was a kid a couple of my faves I could just about get away with were Bucking Fastard and cilly sunt etc..

I use twonk for men and stupid bint for women.

Gimp!