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25.10.2008, 21:37 quote

vtwinster

Gingers - A dying race.

Good title i think.

 

10.11.2008, 15:06 quote

superhan

I'd call mine accidently alive

Because I was an accident - proof that contraception isn't 100% reliable hahaha.

And we are all by default accidently alive Razz lol.

My main selling point would be that I've had a lot of weird/remarkable/astonishing stories to tell in my short time hahaha, and also just how plain unlucky I am in general. & the fact I have a lot of embarassing tales to share too lmao so its always fun to laugh at someone elses expence ^_^

Yeah hahaha Razz

 

11.11.2008, 19:32 quote

stoozola
stoozola Joined: 28 Aug 2007 Posts: 1486 Location: United Kingdom, England, Lincolnshire
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a few weeks have passed since i pulished my first autobio, judging by current celeb trends is it time to release a second volume?

 

22.11.2008, 22:47 quote

glisschen10

"I`m going to tell you something that i don~t want anyone else to know..." Wink..let where: in my future interior design shop:)...

 

07.12.2008, 17:54 quote

leeroy12
leeroy12 Joined: 01 Dec 2008 Posts: 144 Location: United Kingdom, Scotland, Tayside
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Lady88 wrote:
Oh or Diary Of A Fat Girl!


What you mean diary of a fat girl? There isnt an ounce of fat on your body

And i would probably make a diary of 'Me and The Secret Lover'

It would be a book of Sensational love, lust and betrayal Very Happy

Selling point would be that i would target the real juicy stuff

 

05.01.2009, 13:30 quote

LittleVixen
LittleVixen Joined: 11 Oct 2006 Posts: 10803 Location: United Kingdom, England, Cornwall
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The life & loves of a nymphomaniac....chase me, chase me

Owing to recent observations

No selling point or rather no point in selling..... Laughing Laughing Laughing
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05.01.2009, 15:29 quote

unimportant
unimportant Joined: 07 Aug 2008 Posts: 308 Location: United Kingdom, England, London
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"unimportant"!!!!!!!!
in romanian ,if I separate "un"(same as in french) it becomes "an important one"

and the selling point will be the almost 9 yeas I lived ilegal,trying to cope with clandestinity,restrictions due to that kind of life,going around ,crosing borders ,clandestin, in boats,trains.... for a new life ... or . for a hollyday in Spain..
kind of a study about how ineficient autorities are and how discriminated u can be when in that situation...

 

05.01.2009, 17:55 quote

sc0ttie

unimportant wrote:
"unimportant"!!!!!!!!
in romanian ,if I separate "un"(same as in french) it becomes "an important one"

and the selling point will be the almost 9 yeas I lived ilegal,trying to cope with clandestinity,restrictions due to that kind of life,going around ,crosing borders ,clandestin, in boats,trains.... for a new life ... or . for a hollyday in Spain..
kind of a study about how ineficient autorities are and how discriminated u can be when in that situation...


So what is your immigration status now?

 

05.01.2009, 18:14 quote

unimportant
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sc0ttie wrote:
unimportant wrote:
"unimportant"!!!!!!!!
in romanian ,if I separate "un"(same as in french) it becomes "an important one"

and the selling point will be the almost 9 yeas I lived ilegal,trying to cope with clandestinity,restrictions due to that kind of life,going around ,crosing borders ,clandestin, in boats,trains.... for a new life ... or . for a hollyday in Spain..
kind of a study about how ineficient autorities are and how discriminated u can be when in that situation...


So what is your immigration status now?

we are in EU since 1st on January 2007
so I am legal

 

05.01.2009, 18:18 quote

unimportant
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sc0ttie wrote:
unimportant wrote:
"unimportant"!!!!!!!!
in romanian ,if I separate "un"(same as in french) it becomes "an important one"

and the selling point will be the almost 9 yeas I lived ilegal,trying to cope with clandestinity,restrictions due to that kind of life,going around ,crosing borders ,clandestin, in boats,trains.... for a new life ... or . for a hollyday in Spain..
kind of a study about how ineficient autorities are and how discriminated u can be when in that situation...


So what is your immigration status now?

I thought about getting a T-shirt with the logo:
"former ilegal imigrant"

 

05.01.2009, 18:32 quote

sc0ttie

thats great, your sorted now, no more running away.

 

05.01.2009, 18:49 quote

unimportant
unimportant Joined: 07 Aug 2008 Posts: 308 Location: United Kingdom, England, London
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sc0ttie wrote:
thats great, your sorted now, no more running away.

it was fun
no Scottie. I never run Very Happy anytime I have seen a police officer looking at me a bit worried,I was going straight to him and ask him some information about council office , or hospital directions
I might say that sometimes, it is a bit borring to be legal. no more looking around, wandering about imigration officers, or police check points at the underground exits...etc.
now, if anybody ask me for details is like:" ehhhhh .uff. name, adress... don't u want to ask me what I did in the last 10 years?aren't u freezing? do u want a coffee?"///

 

05.01.2009, 19:00 quote

sc0ttie

I should have known about you being in the EU, I used to work for the home office, I was in Asylum Casework. Part of my job was to assess a file and see if the case could be closed and the applicant removed from the country. I didnt actually make the decision to remove people, but i would recommend casework to be sent to "removals" or to "ILR" or whatever the outcome should be next. I had cases there which were started back in 1987. The home office is a shambles, and i was glad to leave there in 2007.

One of the last things i did before i left was read all about the cheeky girls applications for leave to remain. some very interesting shit went on there but of course when i started work for the government i was told it is illegal to disclose information to people outside of work Laughing

 

05.01.2009, 19:21 quote

unimportant
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sc0ttie wrote:
I should have known about you being in the EU, I used to work for the home office, I was in Asylum Casework. Part of my job was to assess a file and see if the case could be closed and the applicant removed from the country. I didnt actually make the decision to remove people, but i would recommend casework to be sent to "removals" or to "ILR" or whatever the outcome should be next. I had cases there which were started back in 1987. The home office is a shambles, and i was glad to leave there in 2007.

One of the last things i did before i left was read all about the cheeky girls applications for leave to remain. some very interesting shit went on there but of course when i started work for the government i was told it is illegal to disclose information to people outside of work Laughing

one of the things that I learned about imigration, is that once u leave foreign nationals to work into the imigration office, nothing goes good... well, we are not here to talk about this problem. but we all know:once one is in, he'll pull he's "cusin" too.. and from there, closing eyes for its nationals too......
anyway....
I'll start one day doing this Autobiography.....

 
 
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