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20.10.2008, 20:43 quote

jackburton83

If you were asked to pen an autobiography what would u call it and what would be your main selling point?

 

20.10.2008, 20:50 quote

lady88

Not too sure actually! Quite like the idea of Different Faces! Mainly because of the many different fronts i put on! Only a few people get to see the real me! Selling point? No idea!!!

 

20.10.2008, 20:52 quote

ed85

I would call mine 'Memoirs of a Wanker'

Its main selling points would be crass humour and surreal photography

 

20.10.2008, 21:14 quote

lady88

Oh or Diary Of A Fat Girl!

 

20.10.2008, 22:07 quote

snaithman

Diary of a Madman

I would sell myself as mad ironically.

 

20.10.2008, 22:17 quote

msweb

Diary of a jane doe

 

20.10.2008, 22:19 quote

snaithman

MsWeb wrote:
Diary of a jane doe

Have you got amnesia or can't you remember.

 

20.10.2008, 22:30 quote

msweb

snaithman wrote:
MsWeb wrote:
Diary of a jane doe

Have you got amnesia or can't you remember.


=O I can't remember if I ... have amnesia? =o uh oh. Exclamation

 

20.10.2008, 22:34 quote

jackburton83

Mine would be called I did it my way - on my own - quite a lot - and now i have a sore hand

my main selling points would be my anicdotes - mostly sexual ones at my exspense

 

20.10.2008, 22:50 quote

choochi0

jackburton83 wrote:
Mine would be called I did it my way - on my own - quite a lot - and now i have a sore hand

my main selling points would be my anicdotes - mostly sexual ones at my exspense


I'd read it, but would have to stop halfway as I may die laughing Twisted Evil

 

20.10.2008, 22:55 quote

jackburton83

choochi0 wrote:
jackburton83 wrote:
Mine would be called I did it my way - on my own - quite a lot - and now i have a sore hand

my main selling points would be my anicdotes - mostly sexual ones at my exspense


I'd read it, but would have to stop halfway as I may die laughing Twisted Evil


u prob would - if u ever need a laugh u can make a personal request for one of the stories Laughing

 

21.10.2008, 08:28 quote

oakman

'From Acorn To Oak, The Story Of The Man Who Could Run Faster Than A Cheetah.' - My main selling points would be the colouring book and free crayons you get at time of purchase.

 

21.10.2008, 08:33 quote

choochi0

jackburton83 wrote:
choochi0 wrote:
jackburton83 wrote:
Mine would be called I did it my way - on my own - quite a lot - and now i have a sore hand

my main selling points would be my anicdotes - mostly sexual ones at my exspense


I'd read it, but would have to stop halfway as I may die laughing Twisted Evil


u prob would - if u ever need a laugh u can make a personal request for one of the stories Laughing


What about everyone else? you shouldn't keep them from laughing.

 

21.10.2008, 08:40 quote

bliss23

I'd call it Heart of a champion, but Elvis Stojko already wrote that. LOL

Maybe My strange journey from nothing to something. I'm such a copycat. LOL

Main selling points? Defo humour.

 

21.10.2008, 09:39 quote

mimib
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From the selling point autobiographies are maybe a bit difficult. If you don’t have a real good secret to tell, I am afraid free crayons won’t be enough. I probably would send in my autobiography as the reincarnated John F. Kennedy “The truth about all my love affairs and who really shot me”, that should sell….

 
 
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