Absolutely!!

Have you ever fallen asleep on the sofa

yes (but only sometimes)

would you suck an old mans toe for a grand

Yes but only if it were freshly washed

Would you rather spend the winter somewhere warm?

hell yeh haha

would you give away everything you own to have your own little island with a few of your friends to live off the land

Yes

Shall we take over another thread tony?

yes

shall we move to another silly thread now?

I'm sure we have done

Is it tea time yet?

Yes

Do you like ice cream?

Yes

Is Snaithman losing the plot?

Not unless someone drops a match in the house

Do you like loud fireworks?

Definitely not

Are you having a bonfire party?

No, didn't you know??

Do you like red wine?

No

Anyone having a Most Haunted party tonight??

No, just fancying

Are you likely to get lots of kids knocking on your door tomorrow night?

Absolutely!

Is Max going to shoot whotsisname (Feckin memory!)