Granted...but only on guitar hero

i wish i knew how womens minds work!
_________________

Granted but you'll catch a new cold every week.

I wish I'd marry Michael Madsen.

Granted, but you were the vicar, not the bride....

I wish the sun would come out...

granted, it did and you went down on elton john


I wish I was a wabbit

Granted, but you are now KLEE1986!

(I am slightly jealous, cos now you have massive boobage)

I wish for petrol prices to go down.....

Granted but you'd never have a car again. That was for the vicar. MOOOOOOOOOO

I wish I'd have a river I could skate away on.

Granted, but it would be the Amazon river in South America and drug lords would patrol the waters in gunboats.

I have no wish worth asking for, plenty worth trying for.

Fine yopu can be a baldy for the rest of your life for being a smart arse

I wish I had my sky diving licence

Granted, they'll deliver it to me though! How's that for leverage ???

I wish for the happy times to never end.

Granted shazzy, but when the good times start...no-one knows....

I wish for normality to return....

Granted, but when it does return, you are going to be first up against the wall for being not normal.

i wish for food.

granted but you have to wear a fluffy chicken suit for the rest of your life


I wish for tickets for all the bands I want to see

granted, You get the booth seat behind the parking lot and a pair of binoculars. Everytime.

i wish i wasnt sooo fine

Granted but you have to sing Hey mikey your so fine complete with pigtails and pom poms

I wish I wasn't at work today

granted but you have to work all weekend

i wish the pain would go