Granted but he only has tellie tubbies

I wish the answer was clearer

granted but he'll be plastered most of the time.

I wish my plane to be on time tomorrow

Granted but there is no in-flight movie because there is a teleban on board

I wish bananas grew straight

granted but they will curve as they ripen

I wish for more food

PS - I have Gavin and Stacey on my laptop so need of inflight entertainment...unless any ladies are offering

Granted It's frozen

I wish it would rain on a sunny day

ha ha, I just had some ice cream - you're a genius!

Granted and you can have a rainbow as well.

I wish for peace to be restored on the forums tonight

Granted, all is restored

I wish I created an eigth day just for beer

granted but whisky is allowed as well

I wish for a ninth day...just for women

Granted but we are invited too

I wish it was day 9

granted, this way lads

I wish for all my crushes to come true

Granted but only if I will be your biggest crush, hehe

I wish for a good weekend

Granted, but you'll have a bad week until then

I wish I could stop sneezing
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granted but you discover a nervous tick

I wish for another sandwich

Granted, but its marmite

I wish I was a punk rocker
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Granted but you are a sell out at candem market

I wish for siver grey hair