Granted but you wake up covered in marmalade

I wish I had appels grew on trees

granted but they are crab apples

I wish for coffee

Granted, but something drank the milk

I wish I knew

im lactose intolerant so no big deal

Granted but you forgot what you were asking


I wish that it was July

Granted but you wonder what happened to the last 2 months

I wish you could enjoy the wonders of ice-cream

granted as rasberry ripple looks nice

I wish I had a more exciting week planned

Granted, and you still slow down to smell the flowers

I wish coca cola was free for a day

granted but its flat

I wish that Blackpool stay in the championship

Granted but mushrooms are not very popular this year

I wish I would explode

granted but you have the terminator gene so you can re-generate

I wish i hadn't agreed to go camping

Granted, but Blackpool get relegated

(And we've done our best to make that happen )

I wish for Albion to finish the season as champions.
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Granted, just for you.

I wish to be master of the universe

Granted, but I am your second in command.

I wish for the rain to stop.
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Granted so you weed the all gardens in you street

I wish my pizza warm

Granted .... but theres no topping on it

I wish i could find a decent plasterer