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19.04.2008, 09:42 quote

titwhipper

Granted.

It's easy.

You make a wish, it's granted but......

Example;

I wish I could drive

Following post replies:

Granted but it's everyone up the wall
I wish my teeth were perfect.

Following post replies:

Granted but your breath smells constantly of garlic
I wish shaving blades were tax free.


So. Thats it. I'll start.





I wish the sun would shine today.

 

19.04.2008, 11:15 quote

s6boystu
s6boystu Joined: 06 Mar 2008 Posts: 2360 Location: United Kingdom, England, Essex
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Granted - but not where you are Laughing

I wish i could fly
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19.04.2008, 11:19 quote

megalone

Granted, but you can't fucking land tho...... Razz


I wish I had breasts...

 

19.04.2008, 11:23 quote

s6boystu
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Granted, but they're bath pillows Razz

I wish i had all the money in the world !!
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19.04.2008, 14:59 quote

titwhipper

Granted, but you still loose at monopoly

I wish smelly people were made illigale

 

19.04.2008, 19:57 quote

katie6

granted but your one of them (hehe sory)

i wish i could have a pet monkey

 

19.04.2008, 19:59 quote

megalone

Granted....you get me though... Sad

I wish for more (female) boobies posts....

(I edited that cos I knew what was comin')

 

19.04.2008, 20:04 quote

katie6

dont be sad megs i think i prefer you to the monkey anyways Very Happy

granted but not on this forum

i wish for a holiday

 

19.04.2008, 20:05 quote

baggiebhoy
baggiebhoy Joined: 06 Mar 2008 Posts: 5466 Location: United Kingdom, England, West Midlands
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Granted, but its to sunny Walsall

I wish I had a girlfriend
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19.04.2008, 20:07 quote

sa1lorman

Granted but not until Thursday

I wish I was sailing in the tropics

 

19.04.2008, 20:09 quote

katie6

granted but your boat sinks

i wish i had my own dog

 

19.04.2008, 20:11 quote

sa1lorman

Granted but it may get eaten by the shark that sank my boat Crying or Very sad

I wish for a new yacht and a nice sail (without sinking)

 

19.04.2008, 20:12 quote

baggiebhoy
baggiebhoy Joined: 06 Mar 2008 Posts: 5466 Location: United Kingdom, England, West Midlands
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Granted, but its a ship in a bottle

I wish for Wolverhampton to be stricken from history
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19.04.2008, 20:15 quote

sa1lorman

Granted unconditionally

I wish for Wycombe to be added so it is true when I sing "we are the one and only wanderers"

 

19.04.2008, 20:17 quote

baggiebhoy
baggiebhoy Joined: 06 Mar 2008 Posts: 5466 Location: United Kingdom, England, West Midlands
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Granted, but Gary Megson gets a contract for life

I wish I lived somewhere further North.
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