Granted.

It's easy.

You make a wish, it's granted but......

Example;

I wish I could drive

Following post replies:

Granted but it's everyone up the wall
I wish my teeth were perfect.

Following post replies:

Granted but your breath smells constantly of garlic
I wish shaving blades were tax free.


So. Thats it. I'll start.





I wish the sun would shine today.

Granted - but not where you are

I wish i could fly
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Granted, but you can't fucking land tho......


I wish I had breasts...

Granted, but they're bath pillows

I wish i had all the money in the world !!
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Granted, but you still loose at monopoly

I wish smelly people were made illigale

granted but your one of them (hehe sory)

i wish i could have a pet monkey

Granted....you get me though...

I wish for more (female) boobies posts....

(I edited that cos I knew what was comin')

dont be sad megs i think i prefer you to the monkey anyways

granted but not on this forum

i wish for a holiday

Granted, but its to sunny Walsall

I wish I had a girlfriend
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Granted but not until Thursday

I wish I was sailing in the tropics

granted but your boat sinks

i wish i had my own dog

Granted but it may get eaten by the shark that sank my boat

I wish for a new yacht and a nice sail (without sinking)

Granted, but its a ship in a bottle

I wish for Wolverhampton to be stricken from history
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Granted unconditionally

I wish for Wycombe to be added so it is true when I sing "we are the one and only wanderers"

Granted, but Gary Megson gets a contract for life

I wish I lived somewhere further North.
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