Euw.

Vanda, when you do get rid of THAT sofa, are you going to have a little ceremony for it?

It's going to be cremated. you are all invited to the wake.

Vomit and carrots

Susie's daughter and my special sock

My fist and Eda's Bo*****s if he don't shut up about my daughter grrrrr lol

Ed and deep shit

ed and the sudden onset of a soprano voice

armpit and condoms

Urine and blood

Dairylea and ribena.