Miranda Kerr
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Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
(Jack Benny)

baroness thatcher

I give you (out of the goodness and kindness of my heart) a beautiful, young model and this is what I get in return!

This harridan, this destroyer of all things Socialist.
I know there were a few in her Cabinet who thought she was love on legs, but...

Can't I have Joanna Lumley?
(Without her Gurkhas, please! )
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Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
(Jack Benny)

okay...Ms Lumley is yours

Anyone he likes

The saifman

annemarie

shyguy?

2shy people together leads to alota akward silences...or even worse rambling conversations,

with that in mind you can have Shane MacGowan

awwwwww, good aul shane, i like a man who can whistle a tune through the gaps in his rotten stumps he calls teeth......



the pogues kick ass tho

you can have........dame edna

viggo mortensen

Laura

Cutielouise (Is she on her hols? )
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Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
(Jack Benny)

Sue