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22.11.2008, 23:43 quote

rocketgirl

Ed and Susie both said malaria.

They were right.

They were not "close", they were bang on.

Rolling Eyes

 

22.11.2008, 23:44 quote

ed85

Ah, so choochi was the closest with her tv times. The natural enemy of the mosquito is rolled newsprint wielded by a man in a string vest

 

22.11.2008, 23:49 quote

rocketgirl

In actual fact, Ed and susie were right, and you paul are wrong.
Mosquitoes dont kill, it's just the malaria that *some* mosquitoes carry that can kill.
So, neh!! Razz
Laughing Laughing Laughing

 

23.11.2008, 04:48 quote

u4ric
u4ric Joined: 04 Sep 2008 Posts: 297 Location: United Kingdom, England, London
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Yeah RG is right, a mosquito never killed anyone, unless you were attacked by a million of them at once but even then it would probably be you who itches yourself to death.

Oh well, can we go back to naming silly things that might kill you now?

 

23.11.2008, 09:08 quote

ed85

After much deliberation I have concluded that the mosquito and malaria should share the blame. Without the mosquito the malaria would not infect so many people.

It's a bit of a gunman/bullet situation

 

23.11.2008, 09:17 quote

u4ric
u4ric Joined: 04 Sep 2008 Posts: 297 Location: United Kingdom, England, London
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Yes but then why stop there, I mean without mother nature the mosquito wouldn't exist and without the the earth.....

 

23.11.2008, 09:40 quote

politegorilla
politegorilla Joined: 07 Oct 2008 Posts: 444 Location: United Kingdom, England, Berkshire
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choochi0 wrote:
politegorilla wrote:
Death, which is the cause of every fatality.




The greatest cause of death to kittens is when they start trying to eat my TV guide.


Ahh, kittens.

They are an elemental force that can only be tamed by tapping their noses lightly and saying "no" emphatically - if you can catch them in the act.

 

23.11.2008, 10:07 quote

j2dap
j2dap Joined: 06 Nov 2008 Posts: 1 Location: United Kingdom, England, London
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George Bush

 

23.11.2008, 10:11 quote

u4ric
u4ric Joined: 04 Sep 2008 Posts: 297 Location: United Kingdom, England, London
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Orange peel helps too, cats hate orange peel. If you have some where you don't want them to go then just leave some peel laying around and they won't go near it.

 

23.11.2008, 10:22 quote

ed85

Over-voltage your hornby railway set and use it as a kitten sized electric fence

 

23.11.2008, 10:26 quote

grooveme
grooveme Joined: 23 Aug 2008 Posts: 1532 Location: United Kingdom, Scotland, Glasgow
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ed85 wrote:
Over-voltage your hornby railway set and use it as a kitten sized electric fence

 

23.11.2008, 18:08 quote

timb612
timb612 Joined: 22 Nov 2008 Posts: 1 Location: United Kingdom, England, Gloucestershire
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mosquito of course !

 

24.11.2008, 09:08 quote

themrman
Joined: 17 Jul 2008 Posts: 78
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Chucky, from the Child's Play films. He was pretty small.

 

26.11.2008, 11:43 quote

aphroditefound

hmm I was going to say Ronnie Corbett

But I thought the answer was bacteria...

 

26.11.2008, 11:48 quote

fireinmyheart
fireinmyheart Joined: 01 Oct 2008 Posts: 1598 Location: United Kingdom, England, Buckinghamshire
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u4ric wrote:


Oh well, can we go back to naming silly things that might kill you now?


Ok, how about death by custard pie to the face?

 
 
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