Mines just plain weird!!!

Stalking through the mini-mall parking lot, wielding two hardened pitas, cometh Cessna And she gives a cruel roar:

"Blood and souls for my dark lord! Skulls will be fucked for Satan!!"

Christ!!!!

Hark! Who is that, sprinting through the desert! It is Stu, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! He roars ominously:

"I'm seriously going to marry you so hard, it will be a new form of crime!!!"

Hmm, sounds about right LOL
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Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without one.

I gotta say, this ismessed up... but funny still....

Prowling over the tundra, clutching gilded boxing gloves, cometh Resin! And he gives a cruel grunt:

"I'm going to punch you with such reckless abandon, Buddha will explode!"

Zang! Who is that, stalking on the hotel lobby! It is Pirakkanaama, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! He roars gutterally:

"I'm going to punch you until Western Civilization implodes, and hijack your momma's airplane!!!"



wahooo!
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oogee booogggiiie
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its official got the call back today ladies you have three months or im becoming a monk

my anscesters so to quote Led Zeppelin:

Valhala I am coming!!!!! (no rude comments Ant)

Hahahaha -

Hark! Who is that, striding across the mini-mall parking lot! It is 2wheels, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! And with a mighty cry, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to torment you backwards in time!!"

Rampaging out of the plains, attacking with a studded crowbar, cometh KEVIN53846! And he gives a spectacular scream:

"As sure as predators devour prey, I look forward to hearing the lamentations of thy women!"

this is wicked...

Running on the fields, wielding gilded boxing gloves, cometh Twistedvoilet! And she gives an ominous roar:

"I'm going to use you like a hand puppet!!!"


this one is even better

Lo! Who is that, striding over the tarmac! It is Tia, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! She cries vengefully:

"In the name of malice, I bring annihilation and cheap beer!!"

Striding over the icy wasteland, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a bladed baseball bat, cometh Cidem! And he gives a vengeful cry:

"I'm going to pierce a hole in you the size of God!!!"




Now that one I like
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You know that look women get when they want love? Me neither!

Making the sea part before me whilst moving everest out of my way and making chavs run for their lives I cry:-

'By the power of greeeeeyskull'.

Rampaging out of the plains, attacking with a studded crowbar, cometh KEVIN53846! And he gives a spectacular performance of:

"Whats that coming over the hill..is it a monster..is it a monster..!"