Lo! Who is that, striding on the mini-mall parking lot! It is Eccles, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! And with a spectacular roar, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to brutalize you until Amnesty International campaigns against it!!!"

Not bad EH?
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This guy is liscensed to chill, and thrill, but the opportunities to thrill are rather less than anticipated!!!!

I like mine!

Skulking along the mountains, swinging buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Redoctober! And she gives a spectacular scream:

"Ares, God of War, be praised! I swear that on this night, you shall dine in hell!!!"

There'll be three hits here. Me hitting you, you hitting the floor, and the ambulance hitting ninety.

Did my name slightly differently this time (redoctober as opposed to Red October) and got this:

Who is that, prowling over the steppes! It is Redoctober, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! And with a booming bellow, her voice cometh:

"I'm going to torment you into the danger zone, and grin like a fucking maniac!!"

Superb red !!

lol cheekyeyes ..... I'm going to bruise you beyond capacity, and then some!!"

You got a hankie? You're gonnie need it!

lol with space i get

Running on the mini-mall parking lot, attacking with two hardened pitas, cometh Moldy Peach! And she gives a spectacular roar:

"This one's for you, mom! I burn with the holy fires of destruction!!!"

lolz i like that one bestest the pita thing is hilarious it's sooo me

i still think mine is the best

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......Lo! Who is that, stalking over the tarmac! It is Jeggea, hands clutching a meaty axe! He grunts thunderously:

"I'm going to pummel you beyond mortal comprehension!!!"....

Hark! Who is that, rampaging across the tarmac! It is Crofter, hands clutching a thorned whip! And with a spectacular roar, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to smack you so utterly, you will see ultraviolet!!"

Love it ,may even use it

Zang! Who is that, prowling over the wasteland! It is 2Pence, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! He roars homicidally:

"I'm going to defoul you so utterly, Jesus himself will forsake you!!"
pmsl

my battle cry loublylou comes skipping out tha darkness fire in her eyes and wild hair smiling viciously she says "bring it on baby" i will pull each hair out of your head one by one as the gods be my witness you will wish you never passed my way! Hope you all like?