I don't have glasses (yet)

I dont have an eye patch

I'm not pretty

I don't use a wooden leg in that way. And I don't mean walking.
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We have woodworm in different places

I like them ......... but dont act like one

has sambuca, .........and i dont

I have more hair.

He needs glasses ......... i dont .......

She thinks I need glasses but I know I don't.

i can read his prescription, he cant

i dont smell of wee

I am a man

I don't like R&B (expect maybe that trapped in the closet thing by R Kelly, that's one of the funniest things i've ever seen).

Damnit i was a bit slow typing the message there. Errr... I don't know what towns/cities are in east yorkshire (as far as I know leeds is west and sheffield is south?)