So thats what you do? You be as annoying as you can, get someone so riled up they'll smack you around for a good 5-10 minutes, then sue them for damages?

Sounds surprisingly like aggravated assault.

Don't worry scriptwriter, the cure for your problems can be found at your local Mothercare. They've got everything you need, you can even use your claim money to kit yourself out.

Feeling that i need food. I don't eat a lot normally and i had a big meal tonight, so why am i hungry?
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Vidi Vici Veni

I got in touch with my feminine side. She emailed me back saying if I ever contacted her again she'd call the police.

Mushrooms because they are wrong and my ability to distract myself.