Tried to smoke a 'joint' in the Queen's toilet cubicle at Buckingham Palace, but left the portable electric oven and flaked oak-tree bark on the lavatory seat after the smoking of the joint of honey-roast pork failed - due to a Corgi chewing through the oven power-cable leading out underneath the door into the public reception room repository.

Always engages in kitten huffing before posting

Always completely shaves his/her pets prior to huffing, so as to have the absence of a vacuuming experience afterwards!

He likes to dress as a Marmoset and do the Cha Cha Slide in his local of a tuesday night.
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Vidi Vici Veni

I got in touch with my feminine side. She emailed me back saying if I ever contacted her again she'd call the police.

He secretly wears a pink tutu to bed at night and the long hair, glasses and beard! with suspenders! Thas why his feminine side doesnt like him!

A huge believer in T Ching. Nothing in her life can be decided without it. It is similar to I Ching, except tea leaves are used to determine the caste for the numbers and are then ‘read’ to decide the ‘flavour’ of the I Ching reading from the Book of Changes. Has always recommended Earl Grey for an excellent flavour and an exciting read!
(BTW - Please do not confuse this with Pat Ching, which is an Irish divination system based on stitching together pieces of old shamrock.)
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Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
(Jack Benny)

No one wants to touch Handsel, he such a perfect fellow. But I am going to have to tell ya, he is a binge eater, yep, loves to hide food under his bed, especially chocolate. If you ever have a slumber party with him and have chocolate, watch out, its gonna be all over his face in the morning! Love ya Hans!

^^^ Always has a warm-oil enema before playing the trombone, to save blowing chocolate through it as part of a specialist Dutch burlesque stage act...

Likes to put his privates in rat traps while dancing around the house singing Christmas Carols in the tune of the Adams Family theme. Hm, hm ,hm, hm, hm, hm!

always talks with her mouth full, but like a good girl taking medicine, keeps sucking till its all gone...!

Was offered the role of the brain in the jar in the remake of the man with two brains, but turned it down to concentrate on his crocheting career.
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Vidi Vici Veni

I got in touch with my feminine side. She emailed me back saying if I ever contacted her again she'd call the police.

The world's only surviving brain transplant donor...!

Regularly polishes their forehead so it gleams from afar.

She was once spotted outside whigfield's house waiting around to accost her so that they could do the dance to saturday night together. In matching pink fluffy towels.
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Vidi Vici Veni

I got in touch with my feminine side. She emailed me back saying if I ever contacted her again she'd call the police.

WSS is a famous, famous person!
Mega-star rating...
Who has to disguise himself on here to avoid being recognised.
And to avoid being beset by all the women here.
(Instead of only just over half! )
(Now, keep this secret, OK? )
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Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
(Jack Benny)