Handsel dresses in drag as Missbo...but only on tuesdays
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-In order to be irriplaceable, one must always be different-

missbo has been using superglue on her nails and got her finger stuck to her chin

He actually writes all of Quentin Tarantinos films, but he doesn't know it. He was hypnotised twenty two years ago, and he only does them when he thinks he's sleeping. Tarantino pops around once a year and lifts the loose floorboard under his living room to remove the scripts that Tom doesn't know is stashed there. And a can of 7up, for some reason.
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Vidi Vici Veni

I got in touch with my feminine side. She emailed me back saying if I ever contacted her again she'd call the police.

ran away to join the circus but the only position available was the bearded lady, he got away with it for a while but was caught out whe the smallest dwarf came on to him and seen a little more than he expected so he kicked him out

katie is a coco pop dealer you can get a bag of pure uncut coco pop of this girl ...

Has a severe coco pop habit. They tried to make him go to rehab, but he said no, no, no.
And he has a beehive. Not like Amy Winehouse, a real beehive, that he wears on his head.
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Vidi Vici Veni

I got in touch with my feminine side. She emailed me back saying if I ever contacted her again she'd call the police.

WSS is a famous author and recovering coco pop addict, whose fame has driven him out into the water margins of the Essex hinterland. The J D Salinger of English literature, he is currently working on his latest masterpiece, SWAT Training: What's not to like?
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Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
(Jack Benny)

loves romanticism in poetry.

went on a secret date with handsel then spiked his drink with 17 of them blue pills, little did she know that handsel had been well equipped WITH SOME OF HIS OWN PILLS (lol what did u think he was equipped with? u scoundrel).. she then took him to tate modern where he exhibited how he could put up a tent in the most natural way alongside her doin a side show with benjy
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francine needn some attention
wilma givn that thank u smooch
ha no im not pinchin lois' tig ol bitties
betty wonderin how the marry she ended up here

Passed his cycling proficiency test at the 11th attempt.

hop skips along to the soundtrack of sound of music clothed with only his shirt and tie and used underwear he bought from japanese vendin machines


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francine needn some attention
wilma givn that thank u smooch
ha no im not pinchin lois' tig ol bitties
betty wonderin how the marry she ended up here

Thinks the best porn he's ever seen is The Flintstones.

She was the worlds first female stand up comedian, and therefore the only one ever to be original. Every female comedian since has looked to bliss as their inspiration, and plagiarised her jokes. Jo Brand's two jokes? Both bliss's. Jenny Eclair? All her material was stolen from bliss.
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Vidi Vici Veni

I got in touch with my feminine side. She emailed me back saying if I ever contacted her again she'd call the police.

He often makes appearances at nudest beaches!

thinks out loud every sunday evenin and was heard last night to have shouted "I WANNA TIE BBONES UP AND MAKE HIM FEEL THE FORCE OF MY FEATHERED SPATULA THEN MAKE HIM TIE ME UP IN TURN AND MAKE ME FEEL THE FORCE OF HIS ...OMG! what the marry am i doin!!!" before her fone rang and it was a call from God sayin "We could make it work kid, now kneel and receive my blessings"
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francine needn some attention
wilma givn that thank u smooch
ha no im not pinchin lois' tig ol bitties
betty wonderin how the marry she ended up here