Chet is a secret millionaire who runs a chain of brothels throughout texas
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-In order to be irriplaceable, one must always be different-

lol I've been to texas alot!

MissBo was a champion under 15 table tennis player before a wrist injury ended it all
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Arrive.Raise Hell.Leave

chet has bedded 39 fb regulars
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francine needn some attention
wilma givn that thank u smooch
ha no im not pinchin lois' tig ol bitties
betty wonderin how the marry she ended up here

bbones has a secret delusion: That there are 39 fb regulars!
You're getting it mixed up with the 39 steps, or 39 clues, or 39 clocks, etc.
It's all the same old guy! OK! Now you know!
Yeah, you think it's easy pretending to be 39 other people?
Oh, my divine Omnipotence! I'm replying to myself again!
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Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
(Jack Benny)

Handel oversaw covert operations for our friends across the pond during the cold war era
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Arrive.Raise Hell.Leave

Chet has a problem sometimes seeing the letter 's'. It's 'handle', dammit!
(And now it's out about the pond thing, I've become a grey man again! )
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Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
(Jack Benny)

handsel is halfway thru a rap album and has emailed me to help him with video models for his first vid. song is titled 'ive got brains'
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francine needn some attention
wilma givn that thank u smooch
ha no im not pinchin lois' tig ol bitties
betty wonderin how the marry she ended up here

bbones told me he's one of the top rap album producers in the world. A bit of shiggidy click there!
BTW,bbones - it's I've got Brian's.
(But Brian's what, I can't remember! )
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Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
(Jack Benny)

Handsel is was the real founder of play boy and had many years of enjoyment having naked women falling at his feet and having three girlfriends but he lost the rights to playboy when having a mud wrestling fight with Hugh Hefner and lost in the first round so now when ever he sees a copy of playboy he runs in to the corner of the room and rocks backwards a fourth in a daze over the trauma of his loss!

hahahaha


missjb is a weird make up artist who could slap up a look that could pass for a jail bait hence the title miss jb and once had handsel fall right into her trap

...trap as in an actual trap u dirty scoundrels
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francine needn some attention
wilma givn that thank u smooch
ha no im not pinchin lois' tig ol bitties
betty wonderin how the marry she ended up here

bbones secret knitter of ladys underware. spending the evenings with both of he's feet in one of them big slippers that is heated 'knitting away. he! he!

invented and introduced tomtoms in 1963 but was told to pack it in and get real as it only had directions to the curry mile
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francine needn some attention
wilma givn that thank u smooch
ha no im not pinchin lois' tig ol bitties
betty wonderin how the marry she ended up here

Bbones is a carp fishing expert
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Arrive.Raise Hell.Leave

Chet escaped from the sane instituion, a place where they put everybody that sees the world the way it really is. He was originally put there when it became obvious his gift was manifesting, and the government conspirators didn't want him blowing the whistle. In his secret emails to an organisation working to open up all of our eyes he revealed the world isn't actually that bad a place, and that you can get all of the free Opal Fruits you want (yep, they're still Opal Fruits in the real world.)
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Vidi Vici Veni

I got in touch with my feminine side. She emailed me back saying if I ever contacted her again she'd call the police.

WSS knows about this! Oh, Yeah! Gather ‘round brothers and hark unto my words…
He’s also an escapee from the Sane Institution and is the founder-member of that very organisation he mentions – WAFSAWLI (a secret, underground sane group - We Are Frighteningly Sane And We Love It).
The government fear that the direct action groups, the PR on the Internet, Bill Stickers (wot does ‘e do then?), the viral youtube video ‘You too can be frighteningly sane and love it’, etc, etc will all change the way people see things.
With everyone’s eyes open and seeing things as they really are – people will realise what a crap job the government have been doing. It’s dynamite, I tell you!
And it’s coming your way like ze juggernaut. Look out!
(BTW, WSS, do I get those free Opal Fruits on the NHS? )
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Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
(Jack Benny)