is the reincarnated Gertrude Jekyll

Breeds lugworms for the bait and tackle industry.

Dom invented a new sport called sheep wrestling and is currently touring Wales with his roadshow...

Talks to himself when people don't post in topics he likes.....

Swears he can levitate inanimate objects but only when nobody is looking.

Goes into work every 2nd Friday dressed as Lily Savage.
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I'm a humble person...I'm really much greater than I think I am!

Is a Wicca priestess who dances in the garden every morning to welcome the rising sun.

Stole some plutonium from Al Queda to power his time travelling lawn mower. The only mower to feature gull wing doors on the grass box.

Banned from his local ornithology group for giggling whenever anyone mentioned seeing a Thrush, Blue Tit or Booby.

When you go around to Dom's he offers you tea and then proceeds to make tea in every possible vessel/container he has available in the house, until their are buckets, cups, bowls, bottles etc of it everywhere.

Sent Louise the Vulcan Probe Dildo, telling her it was an Italian pepper pot amd now - the horror! - I've seen a photo of her waving it about proudly.
You're wery, wery wicked, you are!
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Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
(Jack Benny)

Hansel likes to read passages of the bible to the fairies at the bottom of Sue's garden...

Handsel is often escorted by men in white coats to a massive building in the middle of nowhere and is not seen or heard from in months. Only to resurface again months later as if nothing happened....