Patrols the Medway under the delusion that he is Tom Hardy from Striking Distance

Flies helicopters over London at night

Constantly searching the darkest, spookiest nether regions of Flirtbox, looking for the Shlock-Sock Monster. So she can get all her odd socks back!

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Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
(Jack Benny)

He has a secret foot fetish. Blatently.

She has been searching for so long for that elderly man who loves feet. She has found him and feels complete.

Has a basement full of lady's shoes

Sue likes to wear various wigs when on shopping trips in town....once i counted her wearing 8 different ones in the space of 45 minutes!

Is really a private investigator

Can be found searching deserted old Bejams for evidence of Sue working there.
In his deerstalker hat, spying thru his magnifying glass and singing his little song as he works:
The fools! They pay me,
To do this 'ere job!
I'd do it for free,
Or give them ten bob.
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Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
(Jack Benny)

Still hasn't found out about decimalisation

Is obsessed with deadlines to the point of setting a deadline for every and any bodily function to be completed by

he watches big brother and actualy enjoys it

Failed to negotiate a license to make a Mario Bros porn film in the mid nineties. Has since made 'Sonic gets a colonic'