A wild imagination
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Can't Touch This...

Is in the Guiness Book of Records for producing the worlds biggest hairball.

Is king of the limericks
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Taught Michael Jackson to moonwalk.

Camps in the field of scatology

his eyes are controlled with a switch on the back of his neck, just like an eagle eyed action man

He has no genitals, just like an eagle eyed action man
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uses his kung fu grip for something that can't be described as self defence......

haha!

uses his bumhole as a pencil sharpener - the shavings come out his nostrils

Does impersonations in his spare time
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Draws winkies on everything.

Uses her mascara brush to add pubic hair to drawings of winkies.

wants to marry a Disney princess

is said Disney Princess
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Is scared of Jelly Babies, especially the red ones.