Is head of said coven
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dances with the dervishes
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Makes small children play russian roulette with a spud gun

Created all the mole-hills on Wentworth golf course.

He has a big chair and pretends he's Alan Sugar.

Has a big crayon and pretends to be Neil Buchanan

has a big d@*& and pretends he's ron jeremy

He has now let his own barkest secret out - that he has seen Ed's Ron Jeremy!

has a whole collection of Ron Jeremy DVD's
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Appeared on loose women and held hands with Carol under the desk!

Plays keyboards in a Kool & The Gang tribute band.

Has all the Kool and the Gang albums - dresses up as a girl and pretends to be their groupie.

Uncontrollably breaks wind ever time the national anthem is played.

His hair is naturally green, but he shaves it off and wears a wig.

Got on plane to Australia instead of Paris once.
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