...while wearing a pink tutu

Likes to wear a pussy cat outfit to work
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You are only young once . . . but you can stay immature indefinitely!

and I'd like to take it off with my teeth Grooveme!!!

has a helper monkey and likes to take pictures of it in raunchy outfits to use as his screen saver
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She lost her tiara and wants it back.
Have you seen it?

he stole my tiara and wears it when hes out on the pull, i want it back
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If she were to pull me, then I will give it back.

Has an imaginary friend called Pascal.

he likes green eggs and ham
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Hates Christmas even more than the Grinch.

Has an owner of a gallery, he wishes he could draw.

Hosts a weekly erotic self-photography workshop in his garden shed.

is the rude man who came to my house last night

He holds a weekly club for 'The Meths tasting And Binge Drinking Appreciation Society', at his home, every Tuesday at 19:00pm.

missed the correct poster because his shoe bomb accidentally went off