Dreams of one day flying like Icarus and Ruby.

Writes hate mail to hundreds of randomly selected people because he likes the taste of stamps

likes to knock on peoples doors and run away befor they answer
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Likes to sit on the washing machine while it gets up to speed

Sleeps under a 'My Little Pony' bedspread.

Post's all my secrets on a forum if I cancel the direct debit

has 34 DD boobs
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Has to walk like Clint Eastwood.
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Looks for cat pooh and makes sculptures of the Taj Mahal out of them.

Has a CAT Poo fetish

Is a partime stripper & pole dancer
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You are only young once . . . but you can stay immature indefinitely!

Invented double sided tape.

Invented double enders
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has an intimate passion for frogs
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Allows me to wear her stockings on my head!!! Mmmmm scratch and sniff lol