has a mouth like the joker he just cant stop smiling
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was a member of an elite alkihida terrorist cell, but broke a nail and quit.

can only speak in klingon
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Needs a dark haired buxom wench to sit on his face.

I want that darkest secret to be mine lol

has no toes so he wobbles when he walks
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Writes off to Carol Thatcher for fashion advice

Owns that sofa

Has an obsession with that sofa. Wants to own that sofa

Writes erotic short stories for top shelf magazines.

licks swets from the pick n mix counter then puts them back
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follows closely behind him and eats the ones he puts back.

Goes hunting for leprechauns every time she see's a rainbow.

takes the leprechauns of my hands for a tidy sum.

Uses said money to buy fairy dust