Is that girl. You hurt my arse soooo much

likes to get strapped naked to the bonnet of his friends car whilst they drive him round town
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Looks like captain birdseye if she lets herself go

Has 3 ant farms
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PMSL

has a pencil strapped to his willy to keep it straight

Has a full pardon from the president of Ghana
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Sometimes likes to sneak out at night in a Santa Clause suit and show himself to strangers in the park making out on the bench. Then goes home and masturbates to the film "Broke Back Mountain" and to make himself feel better, beats himself up with a watermelon. All whilst still wearing the santa outfit.

Eats soup in a basket.

Draws on his stubble with a 3B pencil, 6B if he's feeling delicate

Sniffs bellybuttons!!!

has a glass eye
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wants to be Benny Hill

wants to dress up as one of Benny hill's sexy side kicks
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Is Benny Hill's lovechild.

serial killer by night, kindergarten teacher by day