Is such a bad mime artist he is forced to use props.

Always wanted to be Brains from Thunder birds and was absolutley wet your pants excited when she saw the new advert for bottled water that involved him dancing.

Enjoys cleaning up the mess when others wet their pants so much she wets her pants. Its a vicious cycle.

Has a panic room in her house full of evidence she stole from work. But only evidence that involved fettling sheep. like velcro gloves and wellington boots.

Finds dogs dressed up as people such a turn on that she dresses up as a dog dressed up as a person to infiltrate their group.

Suppliments her income by playing the lute at medieval fayres.

Pretends he owns his own Art Gallery, and to substantiate such claims takes new pictures of himself in front of a fake wall upon which he has just mounted 2 old pictures of Horse n Carts he bought from a charity shop this morning.

Also likes to buy used undercrackers from charity shops and wear them like robbers masks.

Always fancied Brains from Thunderbirds, and from there her bondage fetish originated.
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Cant make his eyes go cross eyed and as a result was bullied at school.

Is banned from her local supermarket for doing unspeakable things in the vegetable aisle.

Has a secret exhibition in his gallery of photos from that day. And sells the video under the counter.
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Goes to 'supercuts' every Thursday for a Brazilian.

She's well worth it.

Goes to the sound of music sing-along cinema shows, but had to stop going dressed as Julie Andrews after a disturbing incident with a stag party.
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Was a member of said Stag Party and goaded other members into inserting veg (from the same Isle i do unspeakable things) up Doms bottom, nose and in his ears.

Is addicted to sniffing helium