Has tourettes and likes to shout "Bucket-Minge" at elderley people on the bus.

She longs to play the axe.

longs to play with her axe
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climbs a tree at the bottom of his garden and screams

Pretends to be a tree on regular occasions.

Buggers herself with fallen branches.

I dunno. Its been a long day.
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ran the london marathon dressed as a wolf

Likes to do naked poledancing
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always carries loads of fivers with her as she always wants to be prepared if i find a pole to dance on

He is not really Polish and dances in other styles.

smokes frogs

frokes smogs

Spells out rude words with her alphabetti Spagetti.

Buys his Art work at Car boot Sales .......

Has a collection of dolls that she pushes around town in a pram.