Is the leader of The Magic Circle
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You are only young once . . . but you can stay immature indefinitely!

can please teach me a trick or two
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is too slow
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You are only young once . . . but you can stay immature indefinitely!

Once picked up a piece of road kill with a stick and chased a child with it.

Shouted abuse at an OAP's bowls match

Streaked at an OAP's bowls match.

played at an OAP's bowls match

sneaked into the OAP bowls match shower room

came with me

enjoys a good mars bar
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french kissed a poodle last night

f**ked it while it was being kissed

takes advice from his parrot

Is a professional Fonzie look-a-like.

Engine grease