Own a jet pack
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Can't Touch This...

crashed my jet pack, still hasn't paid the repair bill

Is a world famous darts player
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Can't Touch This...

Loves fat women...

is innocent
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Has no idea about women...

lol


only joking.

I been called a lot of things in my time, but innocent has NEVER been one of them. Love it. Thanks TW...

now my serious imput..

is into BDSM in a big way

we rule
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is a secret limerick writer
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You are only young once . . . but you can stay immature indefinitely!

Is also a dab hand at the poetry malarchy...

Doesn't know how to ride a bike
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Can't Touch This...

likes to smear himself in Philadelphia cheese and have piglets lick it off him.

tried to pretend to be a piglet so she could lick him too.
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Disguises himself as a Philadelphia cheese seller and has a secret camera to record the antics.

Is thus far my only customer.
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