disregards salt on each post
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likes dressing up as a cheerleader while listening to Cliff Richard

hustles young men into plumbing her washing machine
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Likes to go skinny dipping at the crack of dawn

likes watching Mr T as he skinny dips

real name is Dawn
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Is a mysterious man with no pic

(okay, I get the hint)


pink ears were glued to skull in freak accident
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her day job is a bounty hunter

has a method where she scares men with a hoover and gets them in her house

his day job is packing crayons
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tests klees crayons before she packs them

can't read threads properly for toffee
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Needs glasses