has a whistle blown in his ear to know lunch is ready
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likes to train surf
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Can't Touch This...

Carries a small gong with him at all times. Every time he cracks a joke, he taps the gong. Twice.

Broke into fort knox
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Can't Touch This...

glues coins to the floor and laughs at people when they try to pick it up
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she tried to pick up a glued coin
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Can't Touch This...

Likes to go pole dancing

steals magic fairy dust
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I can't help it!

Rides like a cowboy ( in that pink hat)

ooer, who told you that

wishes she had the hat
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I can't help it!

is a secret Spicegirls impersonator
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You are only young once . . . but you can stay immature indefinitely!

ok. who told?

dolphin trainer
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I can't help it!

wears scary spices knickers

wishes she had my knickers
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I can't help it!

Records the sounds of other people on the toilet, then plays it back to them on the telephone to see if they recognise it.