I wish!!!


TPBM knows some awesome Martial Arts moves...

I mastered the Tai Chi standing still stance!
(Does that count? )
I was waiting to learn the sitting down move and the lying down position - but they never cropped up, sadly!

TPBM has stood in front of the Taj Mahal.
(And thought, 'I could murder a good curry!' )
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Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
(Jack Benny)

Nope don't even like the smell. Would love to see that awesome building though

tbpm is going slowly insane

Exactly right!

The person below me can suck a golf ball through a garden hose...

I have never tried, but I doubt I have the lung capacity.

The person below me can suck a garden hose through a golf ball.
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Keeps an inflatable monkey called booboo handcuffed to his leg

no but still it's worth a try to wander around with an inflatable monkey around my leg...

TPBM is thinking that this thread is random
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Vice Admiral Sarah of the USS Apllo
Vice Admiral T'Pau of the USS Princess
Vice Admiral Sileg of the USS Retribution
Lieutenant General Tries of the IKS Hek'ihr
Lieutenant General Vukno of the IKS Gortoth
HMD (thanks to Justmet)

TRUE......very random

TPBM has a blow up doll

False, not really my cup of tea ha

TPBM really fancies some strawberries and whipped cream right now

well now you mention it....i kinda do tbh



TPBM wants a brown chicken as a pet
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Vice Admiral Sarah of the USS Apllo
Vice Admiral T'Pau of the USS Princess
Vice Admiral Sileg of the USS Retribution
Lieutenant General Tries of the IKS Hek'ihr
Lieutenant General Vukno of the IKS Gortoth
HMD (thanks to Justmet)

Or a black one.

The person below me wonders how long this topic has been inactive for.

far to long for my liking it was one of the reasons i came onto the forums

tpbm wants to sing while its raining
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Vice Admiral Sarah of the USS Apllo
Vice Admiral T'Pau of the USS Princess
Vice Admiral Sileg of the USS Retribution
Lieutenant General Tries of the IKS Hek'ihr
Lieutenant General Vukno of the IKS Gortoth
HMD (thanks to Justmet)

Yes, that's me for sure... singing in the rain
TPBM

took ages before posting something on the forums
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