.. 16 different russian books, on various kinds of sports, including..
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Take a chance .. it may be your only hope ..

Dwarf throwing and an interesting article on

.. cheating at three-legged races for dummies, I skimmed through it quickly, and a section caught my eye. It read ..
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Take a chance .. it may be your only hope ..

dummies are the best kind of companions, so i

Ran to the nearest Topshop to see if they had any going spare, but they said to me

they couldn't help so I instead....

I went to the dummy surplus store, and they had a dummy of

Anna Kournikova (tennis player and model) but it was missing the left...

"tennis ball" so I thought I'd grab

a slightly soiled David Beckham dummy but then to my suprise

it wasnt a dummy but the real man himself, so i

asked where Victoria was and he said

acting as a coat hanger in the back room, so i said

France was over the channel last time I looked

for it on the map so I found the Uk to be