Well he's a iconic figure from a legendary band - which probably gave him the gals, the band bond, and general artistic appreciation and commercial success which has keep him calibrated in some way.

I would need a hobby to excel at which could be arranged to coincide with The Stones' hey-day tours to keep me from being simply a drug addict, and a causality quickly

So, i'm thinking: once I've established my self as a leading debauched PGA tour golfer - a kinda Tiger Woods/ Boris Becker / Pete Doherty type (I dont even like golf) but Richards had women, drugs, lear jets - and I can't play guitar to a level with would entail global tours. SO golf it is -

Honalula Airport 1973 "Keith!! This has to stop happening maaan. Hey you know we should have like these little tiny talkie phones...which we like carry around...and there's like a tiny you inside...saying like Zack man I'm thinking about getting kahuna-ed falling out of a palm tree, and being carried aloft by native midget shamen into the curative calm of Indian ocean..."

"Woooow man. That's only rock n roll...but I like it!!"


I'll need a documentary film maker (should have thought of that, i'm stuck playing golf

fee one million, and you have to partake!
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