I'm the greatest guy in the world ever!!

What? Nobody said it had to be a big lie

I think all the newbies have had too much time to tell lots of lies and they don't have any more things to lie about.

I am a frog.



Woof!

Ive got wooden legs but real feet...

im the worlds 2nd guy to have to penises and with that i promise im twice the man anyone of you lot are

I am an idiot

I am reserved, never talk shite and always walk in straight lines

I'm not really staying in a house with broken windows and a bowl under the leaking roof, and a beautifully kept garden, without a weed or bramble in sight. But I am really loving living here and I just want to be here for many months 'cos I feel great and noone could ever feel depressed in such lovely surroundings.
http://myriad28.spaces.live.com/

I'm so excited and hopeful about finding a job for the summer...

I hold the world record for eating pickled eggs

I am a pickled egg

I did not comment on Scubas picture in the other thread

I don't like you any more

I've got a fantastic rubber suit!