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18.08.2008, 11:10 quote

deepthroath

Okay, so here is how it works....

you take the name of your first pet for your first name, and your mothers maiden name for your surname.

so my porn star name is :-

Moondale Muscroft.

Laughing

 

18.08.2008, 11:15 quote

titwhipper
titwhipper Joined: 17 Apr 2008 Posts: 1408 Location: United Kingdom, England, Hampshire
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so with the D.O.B on this site, various details throughout the site, now you want mothers maiden names?

...off to start a thread about visacards and bank accounts

:toddles:
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18.08.2008, 11:17 quote

titwhipper
titwhipper Joined: 17 Apr 2008 Posts: 1408 Location: United Kingdom, England, Hampshire
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but to make a pr0n name for the poster above...

....hhmmm.....DeepthroatH and titwhipper....hhmmm.....can't do much there


fine pair we are Twisted Evil
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18.08.2008, 11:18 quote

deepthroath

titwhipper wrote:
so with the D.O.B on this site, various details throughout the site, now you want mothers maiden names?

...off to start a thread about visacards and bank accounts

:toddles:


Embarassed

Sorry...

Rolling Eyes

 

18.08.2008, 11:57 quote

oakman

Moondale?

 

18.08.2008, 12:18 quote

choochi0
choochi0 Joined: 13 May 2008 Posts: 4691 Location: United Kingdom, England, Sussex
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On facebook my stripper names is Sienna Cherrycuffs

 

18.08.2008, 12:22 quote

deepthroath

oakman wrote:
Moondale?


My first horse. He was an Arab X and he was beautiful. Also, his hind quarters reminded me of the moon, because he was a grey, so had speckles.

I dont know. It was just random.

LOL!

 

18.08.2008, 12:24 quote

choochi0
choochi0 Joined: 13 May 2008 Posts: 4691 Location: United Kingdom, England, Sussex
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My first pet was a goldfish called Bart. I had a thing for The Simpsons at the time. My bro had a fish too, that fish looked like an egg so he was duly named Egg.

 

18.08.2008, 12:31 quote

oakman

My first pet was scratchy the hamster, closely followed by Jaws the goldfish.

 

18.08.2008, 12:35 quote

choochi0
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oakman wrote:
My first pet was scratchy the hamster, closely followed by Jaws the goldfish.


That's adorable!

 

18.08.2008, 12:43 quote

titwhipper
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choochi0 wrote:
oakman wrote:
My first pet was scratchy the hamster, closely followed by Jaws the goldfish.


That's adorable!


are you sure? this is a thread about pr0n and, well, you know...rectum + plastic bag + hamster [name 'scratchy']...Vaginas + goldfish....I hope I'm wrong.
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18.08.2008, 12:47 quote

oakman

Laughing

 

18.08.2008, 12:49 quote

deepthroath

Ahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....

titwhipper - you crack me up you perverted minded person!

And scratchy the hamster - thats very cute indeed. I have had so many pets its untrue.

From being a child to date:

Chickens - feathers, funky and Fluffball.
Dogs - Katie, Sprouty, Dennis, Ella, Rosie, Henry, Richard, Panda
Horses - Moondale, Merry, Fred and Polly
Kakariki Parrot - Norman
Budgies - Albert, Dave, Pete
Cats - Minnie le minx, Sticky bud, Loki baby
Fish - Stella, White stripe, arthur, guinness, strongers, fishywishwishwish, marvin.

Also got rather fond of a snail i named Speedy until my brother stood on him. On purpose. Cos i bit him.

Crying or Very sad

 

18.08.2008, 12:52 quote

choochi0
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titwhipper wrote:
choochi0 wrote:
oakman wrote:
My first pet was [b]scratchy the hamster, closely followed by Jaws the goldfish.[/b]


That's adorable!


are you sure? this is a thread about pr0n and, well, you know...rectum + plastic bag + hamster [name 'scratchy']...Vaginas + goldfish....I hope I'm wrong.


Sorry, I slipped off topic (too much baby oil). If you are indeed correct then Oakman's comment would insinuate that he stuck both the hamster and the fish up his rectum as closely followed by to me would mean the same orifice.

 

18.08.2008, 12:55 quote

oakman

I was six years old! I didn't do anything like that till I was 8.

 
 
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