That questionaire reminds me of those personality tests by the Scientologists. No matter how you answer the questions on their tests they will always find something wrong with you and try to enroll you on one of their auditing courses.

Disorder Rating
Paranoid: who me?..who said that?
Schizoid: i dont think we are..
Schizotypal: no way..he is though..no i am not..
Antisocial: no...when pissed i am very social
Borderline: the north/south devide maybe..
Histrionic: I dont like history..i was crap at it..
Narcissistic: cant pronounce that when pissed..
Avoidant: only with bills..
Dependent: usually on alcohol and ciggies really..
Obsessive-Compulsive: glass has always got to be filled to top..does that count?

Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Moderate
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Low
Avoidant: High
Dependent: Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low