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21.11.2009, 12:24 quote

tomtom63

i have to get a life ! im shure. i had my tablet today Ha! Ha!....my job what i think i could cope with going to be SANTAS LITTLE HELPER. good points. bloody great holidays. bad points loading parcels up on christmas eve....

 

22.11.2009, 23:28 quote

whysoserious1983
whysoserious1983 Joined: 31 Mar 2009 Posts: 3714 Location: United Kingdom, England, Essex
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My perfect job would be as a proof reader for Terry Pratchett.
Good points are that I get to read the books before most other people, I get to talk to the great man so maybe he'd help me a little, and I love nothing more than reading.

Bad points: not enough work.
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05.01.2010, 18:14 quote

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mirrorpool Joined: 17 Nov 2009 Posts: 475 Location: United Kingdom, England, Norfolk
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I've got my perfect job which is that I only work when I want to, and when I feel like it, it's always something creative, painting or crafts usually.
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05.01.2010, 21:18 quote

eccles
Joined: 23 Jun 2006 Posts: 2201 Location: United Kingdom, England, Somerset
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My perfect job? 10 minutes a day calculating the interest on my huge lottery win, from a country where gordy can't get a penny of it!
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05.01.2010, 21:42 quote

handsel
handsel Joined: 18 Mar 2009 Posts: 2355 Location: United Kingdom, England, West Midlands
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The perfect job is one you'd pay to do.
Where you make something with stone, or wood, or iron, or paint, or words, or plants - and you enjoy both the creativity and the making. Where you show what you've done to people you love and they get enjoyment too from the work and your pleasure. Where others say, 'Hey, could you make one of those for me? I'll pay for your time and skill.'
Where you collect your money and you run away laughing and shouting over your shoulder, 'I'd have done that for nothing, you know? In fact, I'd have paid to do it!'
And they'd laugh too, thinking - even if it were true - they'd got the better deal.
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05.02.2010, 17:13 quote

animalisticheart

Some years ago I saw an ad for a "Merchandise & Promotions Representative" working for Guiness / Diageo. Not quite the same as 'beer tester' but probably the next best thing.

 
 
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