F**k me, would sound great, come on F**k me you can do it, faster faster
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I would call mine 'My Face'.
On a close finish, My Face could win by a nose.

Or I could call it sex on legs, it's nickname would be Bex.

I once raised a horse from a foal that was called "Orion's Oscar" and he was a lovely horse who would follow you out of a field without a head-collar.

If I could have afforded to keep a horse as a pet, I simply wouldn't have sold him ...

However for a racing horse, I think I'd go for "Milligan's Verse" in recognition of the Bard of Ahmednagar and former Goon.

Ah the genius of it... I love BBC7 for the Goon Show

I would call it 'glitter'.

In reality mine would be called 'horse'

Just like the way I address my parrot as 'bird', both dogs as 'dog', both cats as 'cat' and my dad as 'dad'.
Failing that he is jim, Vater, old man or old cock.

Wunwun was one racehorse
Tutu was one too
Wunwun won one race
Tutu won one too.

Or....

11 was 1 racehorse
22 was 1 2
11 1 1 race
22 1 1 2.

I'd call mine "The Old Nag" cuz "The Old Nag is bringing up the rear and crosses the finishing line 3 hours after all the others have finished" is generally what I hear when I put a bet on.


And no, I wouldnt expect to make any money out of it!