This is fun to do. Just read the 'offence' and if you've done it, you owe that fine.

You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.

NOTE fines to be added once, not for how ever many times you have done it.


Smoked weed -- £10

Did acid or pills -- £5

Ever had sex at church -- £25

Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- £40

Had sex with someone on MySpace/Facebook/Bebo etc -- £25

Had sex for money -- £100

Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- £20

Vandalized something -- £20

Had sex on your parents' bed -- £10

Beat up someone -- £20

Been jumped -- £10

Cross dressed -- £10

Given money to stripper -- £25

Been in love with a stripper -- £20

Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- £0.10

Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- £15

Ever drive and drank -- £20

Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- £50

Used toys while having sex -- £30

Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- £20

Went skinny dipping -- £5

Had sex in a pool -- £20

Kissed someone of the same sex -- £10

Had sex with someone of the same sex -- £20

Cheated on your significant other -- £10

Masturbated -- £10

Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- £20

Done oral -- £5

Got oral -- £5

Done / got oral in a vehicle while it was moving -- £25

Stole something -- £10

Had sex with someone in jail -- £25

Made a nasty home video or took pictures -- £15

Had a threesome -- £50

Had sex in public -- £20

Been in the same room while someone was having sex --£25

Stole something worth over more than a hundred quid-- £20

Had sex with someone 10 years older -- £20

Had sex with someone under the age accepted by rule of thumb (half your age plus 7) -- £25

Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- £50

Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- £25

Went streaking -- £5

Went streaking in broad daylight -- £15

Been arrested -- £5

Spent time in jail -- £15

Pissed in the pool -- £0.50

Played spin the bottle -- £5

Done something you regret -- £20

Had sex with your best friend -- £20

Had sex with someone you work with at work -- £25

Had anal sex -- £80

Lied to your mate -- £5

Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- £25

Tally it up and title it: "My Fine Is..." copy and paste, then repost as a new bulletin



My fine is 560.10

My fine is £335.00

Go as fasr as £395..lost where I was, so I'll call it a cool £500.

My fine is 525.10

Eighty quid. Eighty measley quid.

Man, I'm really boring.

cant believe you never kissed a stranger for your extra 10 p baggiebhoy...but then being a west brom fan, you wouldnt have that much cause for celebration

Smoked weed -- £10
Did acid or pills -- £5
Had sex with someone on MySpace/Facebook/Bebo etc -- £25
Vandalized something -- £20
Beat up someone -- £20
Given money to stripper -- £25
Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- £0.10
Ever drive and drank -- £20 (i hate that i did that)
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- £50
Used toys while having sex -- £30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- £20
Masturbated -- £10
Done oral -- £5
Got oral -- £5
Done / got oral in a vehicle while it was moving -- £25 (i wasnt driving)
Stole something -- £10
Made a nasty home video or took pictures -- £15
Had sex in public -- £20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- £20
Went streaking -- £5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- £15
Been arrested -- £5
Pissed in the pool -- £0.50 yep sorry, it was me)
Played spin the bottle -- £5
Done something you regret -- £20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- £25
Had anal sex -- £80
Lied to your mate -- £5 (little white one)


i aint got calculator on this pc anymore so i just pasted what id done lol

soppy, add it up in yer head, theyre dead easy numbers

Nah even though im have gsce in further maths, i wont ever attempt to do maths unless i really have to

£465.60 ....................... jesus is it any wonder men do not want to date me!!!!!

£200.10.....I am just a good girl

jees ... and i thout i was good with £335.00

£570.60p...