sometimes I like to be 'dirty'

screwdriver
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Screw her.

Forest

I like to be dirty in the forest


water
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Underwater blowie.

Asda

their adverts seem to be based around a light spanking!

amulet

Amulet. Witchblade wore an amulet of sorts. She was a fit female cartoon character, drawn half-naked most of the time.

Thank you and goodnight.

Volume

'oh i better turn down the volume on the tv, or other people might hear the porn!'

Skittles

my lesbian friends like to play with a skittle...

nuts
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Another word for bollocks.

Ham

A gal getting "porked"

Hair

I've been trying to make a palm tree dirty and I just can't do it

How about lovely pair of coconuts?

Ok, try basket.

drop 'em in my basket and cum here



lemons

Give the lemons a good squeeze

Banana