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10.05.2007, 21:11 quote

Anonymous

MrGoodCat wrote:
fruit/vegatble shaped toys

phone


damn you for posting at the same time.

Use the phone as cheap vibrator ... for those too poor for a proper one. Put in a condom or something if you intend to use it. Don't use someone elses!!

ear wax

 

10.05.2007, 22:05 quote

scubawallace
scubawallace Joined: 28 Apr 2007 Posts: 1132 Location: United Kingdom, England, London
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'ere, wax my helmet!

purple...
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10.05.2007, 22:16 quote

SOATom
SOATom Joined: 20 Jun 2006 Posts: 258 Location: United Kingdom, England, East Yorkshire
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a purple haze of smoke drifted through the heavy room whilst the slender french maid removed her stockings.... Razz

sock puppets...

 

10.05.2007, 23:30 quote

scubawallace
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SOATom wrote:
sock puppets...


were used in a nieve attempt to hide the phallics sent by the aliens but this only resulted in the emergence of an underground cult called the pokiebums, who became known for exposing themselves in public and worse still hiding in ladies toilets...

duck
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11.05.2007, 08:50 quote

Anonymous

Rhymes with fuck.

(My imaginations in the shop).

Fire

 

11.05.2007, 11:05 quote

lostinyoureyes
lostinyoureyes Joined: 28 Mar 2007 Posts: 749 Location: United Kingdom, England, Dorset
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mans pole


paddling pool

 

11.05.2007, 11:55 quote

myriad
myriad Joined: 01 Dec 2006 Posts: 1343 Location: United Kingdom, England, Norfolk
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Cum into my paddling pool!


fish

 

11.05.2007, 16:06 quote

Anonymous

myriad wrote:
Cum into my paddling pool!


fish


ewww that fanny smells a bit fishy, darling, I aint eating that!

keyboard

 

11.05.2007, 18:16 quote

Anonymous

cyber sex

my word is coffee

 

11.05.2007, 18:45 quote

Anonymous

Come in for coffee. Nightcap. Sex. Meh.

Speaker

 

11.05.2007, 20:28 quote

Anonymous

sit on the speaker and feel the vibrations


my word is teddy bear

 

11.05.2007, 20:37 quote

jinja75
jinja75 Joined: 27 Mar 2007 Posts: 1049 Location: United Kingdom, England, Kent
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Wipe the love juice off your cock with ya girl freinds teddy bear!!

Cat flap..............

 

11.05.2007, 21:08 quote

coolnerd
coolnerd Joined: 12 Dec 2006 Posts: 102 Location: United Kingdom, England, London
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Cat flap? Dirty joke overload! Should i do a pussy joke? Should i use the ever-popular phrase 'love-flaps' I just cant decide!

the word is SHOULDER-BAG *ding!*

 

11.05.2007, 21:12 quote

Anonymous

coolnerd wrote:
Cat flap? Dirty joke overload! Should i do a pussy joke? Should i use the ever-popular phrase 'love-flaps' I just cant decide!

the word is SHOULDER-BAG *ding!*


She had a special little pocket in her SHOULDER BAG where she liked to keep a small vibrator.

 

12.05.2007, 09:27 quote

Anonymous

So whats your word to make dirty?

 
 
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