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18.05.2009, 21:00 quote

xxpurple89xx

I licked a stuffed animal In line at the bank because I'm NOT crazy.

19.05.2009, 07:41 quote

handsel

Joined: 18 Mar 2009 Posts: 2355 Location: United Kingdom, England, West Midlands

xxpurple89xx wrote:

I licked a stuffed animal In line at the bank because I'm NOT crazy.

There’s far too much of this sort of thing going on!
And in a public place too! How could you?

We’ve got our eye on Flirtbox.
Especially members who sexually abuse stuffed furry toys.
It’s the sort of abuse we have been struggling to prevent for over 400 years.
At the Royal Society for the Protection of Soft Toys and Stuffed Animals.

It’s not just about preventing public and private abuse: we have to change the public perception.
Why shouldn’t we be able to take our soft toys or our teddys on public transport or into our favourite restaurant, without people pointing or nudging.
Why shouldn’t we be able to order whatever they’d like from the menu, without the raised eyebrows?
We feel they are entitled to the same respect and the same rights as anyone else.
Why shouldn’t we be able to elect one to parliament?
Wouldn’t they do a better job than the present lot?
Wouldn’t they be a hell of a lot cheaper?

Bagpuss for Prime Minister!
'Elect me and everyone will be pink, stripey and happy.'
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19.05.2009, 09:19 quote

koyelmitra

I karate chopped a ninja In line at the bank because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

19.05.2009, 18:10 quote

hootyian83

I jumped on a goat In a hole because the voices told me to.

19.05.2009, 18:26 quote

grooveme

Joined: 23 Aug 2008 Posts: 1532 Location: United Kingdom, Scotland, Glasgow

I danced with a ninja under your bed because I am sexy and do what I want
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05.06.2009, 00:47 quote

juicyjess

I KARATE CHOPPED A SQUIRREL AT THE DINNER TABLE BECAUSE MY FAMILY THINK IM STUPID ANYWAY

LOL CLASS

05.06.2009, 06:09 quote

soulreflexer

In this world, people seems to be challenged due to growing unexpected circumstances. In this case, you can count on me whatever things that you wonder in every little thing that bothers you. Being unpredictable is one of the things that can make you crazy with my adventurous activities.I usually sculpt things that improves anyone's soul no matter how things are according to my ability. I am the kind of person who can be fit and also willing to adjust to anything present around my world. Lastly, concentrating and focusing useful matters is better than staying on devastating garbage.

16.06.2009, 19:36 quote

xwelshyx

Joined: 14 Jun 2009 Posts: 63 Location: United Kingdom, Wales, Clwyd

i ran over a surfer at the dinner table because thats how i roll

16.06.2009, 21:29 quote

70

I smelled an iPod under your bed because I can't control myself!

17.06.2009, 09:12 quote

jemima78

Joined: 17 May 2009 Posts: 789 Location: United Kingdom, England, Lincolnshire

I ran over an Ipod at the dinner table because I am NOT crazy

26.06.2009, 19:15 quote

shystef

I loved a football player in your bathroom because i'm not crazy.
sound pretty crazy whilst that was going through my head, so maybe i am too sane?

09.07.2009, 10:03 quote

casper2612

Joined: 05 Jul 2009 Posts: 52 Location: United Kingdom, Scotland, Glasgow

I ran over my sister In a hole because I think I need some serious help.

13.07.2009, 23:25 quote

joey2cards

I smelled a ninja sliding down a hill because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

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