who drove about in her Honda

she skidded on some ice..
which wasnt nice..

And left her poor owner to ponder.

good one tracey

there was once a snail called fred..

who kept on banging his head..

but one day last may ....

There was a mechanic called Mike,
Who went to work riding a bike....

a patch of ice he hit
skidded a bit
and went head first into a dyke..

who tried ... but couldnt stop swearing

whilst her brother sang..
but he sang without caring..

There once was a lad from Dundee....

he pulled down his kecks