... and we'll put on some porn

and turn off the lights so its dark

your too good at these .... I'm not playn anymore

there was once a man from kildare
who was desperate to get hold of a pair..

he felt just a few ...

but settled on two..
and proceeded to shave of the hair..

your a pro at these ..... anything else your good at that you want to share

who had a wee pal called cammy

together they played
and together they laid

an unfortunate rabbit called sammy..

lmao ... u just finish every one

opps..sorry..

there was a chap that was sorry..

because he hadnt watched Corrie

he heard it was good
and he knew he should..



(all yours now..)

but he went for a W*nk up the quarry !!!