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17.09.2006, 16:50 quote

Anonymous

hmmm, dunno bout makin em up.

there was a old man from brazil
who drank a bucket of rum and a pill
his heart retired
his arse backfired
and his prick shot over the hill

 

17.09.2006, 16:55 quote

Anonymous

thats what its all about .. aline each makes it funnier

 

17.09.2006, 17:08 quote

Anonymous

there was once a woman called betty

 

17.09.2006, 17:09 quote

Anonymous

who thought she was smelling quite sweaty

 

17.09.2006, 17:21 quote

Anonymous

but to her dismay..

 

17.09.2006, 17:23 quote

Anonymous

Her boyfriend did say ..

 

17.09.2006, 17:42 quote

Anonymous

i love it..your just being petty..(groan)


I once had a collie-cross dog..

 

17.09.2006, 17:53 quote

Anonymous

who kept thinking he was a frog,

 

17.09.2006, 18:12 quote

Anonymous

he wanted to try and at least not be shy ...

 

17.09.2006, 18:21 quote

Anonymous

but who would kiss a dog?

 

17.09.2006, 18:25 quote

Anonymous

there once was farmer called pat

 

17.09.2006, 18:26 quote

Anonymous

cheekyeyes wrote:
there once was farmer called pat

who was a complete and utter prat

 

17.09.2006, 18:30 quote

Anonymous

he decided to say .. oh marry i'm gay,,,,

 

17.09.2006, 21:08 quote

Anonymous

and choose to bed the cat!

 

17.09.2006, 21:10 quote

Anonymous

There was a bloke called John
who tried to wear a thong..

 
 
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