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Home >> Fun & Games >> Limmericks - add a line or two
15.09.2006, 19:51 quote
| baggins36 wrote: |
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A man from the outskirts of kent on a night out found he'd over spent |
so he couldnt have his kebab
which was too bad..
15.09.2006, 19:55 quote
| 53846 wrote: | ||
so he couldnt have his kebab which was too bad.. |
he'd spent all the cash that was lent!
A chap from Paisley went crazy
Cos his girlfriend bought him a daisy
15.09.2006, 20:28 quote
| baggins36 wrote: | ||||
he'd spent all the cash that was lent! A chap from Paisley went crazy Cos his girlfriend bought him a daisy |
he said.'im not a fag..
you stupid hag..
15.09.2006, 20:32 quote
| 53846 wrote: | ||||||
he said.'im not a fag.. you stupid hag.. |
the woodstock shirt u bought me was all all haizey!
15.09.2006, 20:58 quote
| baggins36 wrote: |
| A dog with the the balls size of venus... |
and an equally immpresive penis..
15.09.2006, 21:05 quote
| 53846 wrote: | ||
and an equally immpresive penis.. |
he tugged it so hard
it soon turned to lard
the end result became quite hienous!
16.09.2006, 00:33 quote
| baggins36 wrote: |
| A mexican man who ate natcho's |
and went to all the weird shows
16.09.2006, 00:48 quote
| 53846 wrote: | ||
and went to all the weird shows |
he ate melted cheese that melted and please?
16.09.2006, 00:50 quote
| baggins36 wrote: | ||||
he ate melted cheese that melted and please? |
blah blah blah de blah..
sorry couldnt think of naff all..lol
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