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Home >> Fun & Games >> Limmericks - add a line or two
15.09.2006, 17:37 quote
| 53846 wrote: |
| and stabbed him in the head with a fork..
there was an old cat who was smelly.. and had scabs all over its belly.. |
it ate mouldy kippers
15.09.2006, 17:42 quote
| baggins36 wrote: |
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there was an old cat who was smelly.. and had scabs all over its belly.. |
it ate mouldy kippers[/quote]
shat in my slippers..
so i put its head through the telly..
15.09.2006, 17:46 quote
| 53846 wrote: | ||
it ate mouldy kippers |
shat in my slippers..
so i put its head through the telly..[/quote]
There was an old man from nantucket
15.09.2006, 17:55 quote
| baggins36 wrote: |
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There was an old man from nantucket |
who found a hole in his bucket..
15.09.2006, 18:01 quote
| 53846 wrote: | ||
who found a hole in his bucket.. |
as the water leaked through
it ruined his suede shoe
and he inevitably cried OH F@ckit!
A man with a dog called Rover,
took him for a walk in Dover
15.09.2006, 18:46 quote
| baggins36 wrote: |
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A man with a dog called Rover, took him for a walk in Dover |
but the lead it did snap
and the man, like a prat..
15.09.2006, 18:55 quote
| 53846 wrote: | ||
but the lead it did snap and the man, like a prat.. |
the white cliffs of dover jumped over
a woman once classed as a brass
went to soho to advertise her arse
15.09.2006, 19:07 quote
| baggins36 wrote: |
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a woman once classed as a brass went to soho to advertise her arse |
but when she got there
and got undressed and bare
the blokes all cried ..PASS!
15.09.2006, 19:10 quote
| 53846 wrote: | ||
but when she got there and got undressed and bare the blokes all cried ..PASS! |
A man from a place called peru
once ate an inedible shoe
15.09.2006, 19:16 quote
| cheekyeyes wrote: |
| he coughed and he spluttered .. |
incoherently muttered
the shoe lace was too hard to chew!
15.09.2006, 19:45 quote
| moldypeach wrote: |
| too much he drank
and stepped on a plank |
and the army reduced his rank....sorry didn't want to say wank
A man from the outskirts of kent
on a night out found he'd over spent
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