oh that was bad sorry guys

maybe....'so off to the pub he went'..




there was once a man who was silly..

and used his thumb as his willy

his wife didnt click
that it wasnt his di~k

coz a thumbs just as good as a willy

there was once a woman called jill

the pill was so big

protection she needed
from being seeded..

that jill did a jig ... and

there was once a doll called fiona
and morrillo, he did bone her
she took his cherry
which made him merry
but then he didnt fone her...

so next time they met

and stabbed him in the head with a fork..


there was an old cat who was smelly..
and had scabs all over its belly..